Vulpine Club Ambassador @Ambassador@vulpine.club

If there's anything natural element that looks like it's been made by an advanced alien civilization, it's crystallized bismuth.
Seriously - it's like the fairies that used to live in mushroom circles now live in a post-singularity society.

There are a lot of girls with impressive dicks. Lots of boys have gorgeous pussies. And don't even get me started on those enbies~~~

loop all your glow sticks around your tail and hang it in the hotel washroom

instant night light

[ Caribou Noises ]

vim: copying text is called yanking
emacs: pasting text is called yanking
everyone else: nothing is called yanking oh my god

a sleepy lesbian

The more I reflect on it, the more I wonder if I'm intersex. I used to have suspicions when I was younger, but I kinda started thinking I may have just been thinking of my non-binary gender in that regard.

Even before HRT, I would occasionally need to clean out residue from my milk ducts when I began first puberty and my ejaculate has always been very clear and watery instead of a more opaque white or creamy consistency.

Also, I've never exactly had that hairtrigger orgasm binary cis men seem to have and it's been less necessary to achieve for my enjoyment of sex.

Plus, softer, drier skin, wideset hips, low perspiration rates, and a more feminine fat distribution have all been things I'm glad to be able to say I had long before taking hormones for them.

Oh my gosh it’s like the Christmas truce on Trans Twitter right now because everyone is watching HBomb take a nap #ThanksGraham ​

​ naming your children after popular culture references
​ naming yourself after popular culture references

aww yiss this is a quality dance #Arisia

mooooooooooom phineas and ferb are telling trans girls that they're cute and pretty

Tfw they leave work 15 minutes early so you don't end up waiting in the cold as long for date night. 😍

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEB11PQ9Eo8 "Non-Euclidean Worlds Engine", 5m:14s
Overlapping rooms, tunnels longer on inside, walking uphill both ways… Feels like a game engine @Azure might make!

Cuddle big yeens maybe?

Jake and @shiro had a good start to the new year.

I lightly criticized Pewdiepie, simply pointing out things he did and challenging the idea that he ought to be subscribed to, so now my mentions are full of people angrily telling me he is actually a good person or I need to caring so much.

So I heard there's a new Carmen Sandiego out

This time the cute barista got blushy and giggly because of me??? Not the other way around??? Is this what the other end of this interaction feels like? It feels,, powerful,,, and gay!

my roommate mispronounced gucci as "gooshy"
so gooshy is what i call slimegirl pussy now

Man I just want to eat all my friends right now.